Will You Snail? Game Review

Dear humans,
There is no way to escape and I’d like you to know that I’m better than you. This game shows my power and I am condemned.
To entertain me. This game was made for my personal entertainment… You have a shot. Humans get frustrated so easily… pathetic.What does it mean to play this game?
This is a game of platforming with a touch of ability. A game that is all about a little snail (you) trying to defeat an actual god (me).What else could you possibly expect in this video game?
Have fun for 3 hours with me (an exclusive package, may I add).Precise action-platforming A lots of deathA lot of laughter and the mastery of overcoming me eventually. A fun little mystery to unravel…the importance of life
It’s a struggle to sit and wait for help in deciphering the fact…
We’re waiting to greet us from across the ocean.
Squid


As reviewed by furry boob